| First Name | Nickname | Last Name |
|---|---|---|
| Tiki | Triple Fade | Barber |
| Devon | I'm Da | Bess |
| Tom | Marsha Marsha Marsha | Brady |
| Donald | Doo-Doo | Brown |
| Patrick | Ching Chang | Chung |
| Josh | MTV | Cribbs |
| Dan | Dirty Diaper | Dierdorf |
| Darnell | Don't Knock It 'til You | Dockett |
| Tony | Dirty and | Dungy |
| Rich | Das Scheissen | Eisen |
| William | His Jersey Still Says | Gay |
| Frank | Blood & | Gore |
| Percy | Starvin' | Harvin |
| Michael | Best Last Name Ever | Hoomanuwanui |
| Jerry | American Dream | Jones |
| Kevin | Slob On My | Kolb |
| Brandon | Help Me, I | LaFell |
| Marshon | Rainbow Taster | Lynch |
| Ryan | Rubber | Mallett |
| Brandon | U.S. | Marshall |
| Jerod | Hold the | Mayo |
| Mike | All Talk | Mayock |
| Shawn | Robin Hood and His | Merriman |
| Cam | Strawberry Is the Best | Newton |
| Jeff | Return To Sender | Otah |
| Jordan | Pepe Le | Pugh |
| Ed | I Can't | Reed |
| Ray | Beans and | Rice |
| Mark | Dirty | Sanchez |
| Warren | Sticky Like Tree | Sapp |
| Bart | Everybody Please Look At Me | Scott |
| Cecil | Eat My | Shorts |
| C.J. | Milk | Spiller |
| Dontae | Dewey | Stallworth |
| Terrell | Stay Off Drugs | Suggs |
| Justin | Grab Your Weiner And | Tuck |
| Michael | Vapo Rub | Vick |
| Wes | You Might Be Welk, But I'm | Welker |
| Vince | Won't Spoon | Wilfork |
| Danny | Something In My Front Pocket For You | Woodhead |
| Will | Yeah T-man | Yeatman |
| Jeremy | Duh-Duddah | Zuttah |